Paul Jacob Evans

Paul Jacob Evans |  An Adventuring Storyteller to Genuine Weirdos, like Me

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The Masters

the best in good/bad cinema

The Masters
Paul Jacob Evans

Masters of the Universe

I loved watching HE-MAN growing up, one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But then you take Dolph Lundgren and place him into a leading role and you end up with Masters of the Universe in it's live-action-i-ness? Sigh. First: Dolph. Second: The Locksmith. Third: REALLY?! You HAD to make them
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Jul 14, 2018
Paul Jacob Evans

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

It's the worst kind of badie: evil clowns! If that didn't scare you off yet then stick around for a real delight in some of the craziest horror/comedy jugglings possible. When they aren't eating your child, it's a 3 Stooges routine or a pie fight that melts you dead! How?! Why?! IT'S KILLER KLO
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Mac and Me

After E.T. there was Mac and Me. A bizarre feature based around typical E.T.-ese plot points. Aliens stranded from home? Yep. Government officials want to capture them? You got it. Befriends a child? ... in a wheelchair?! Where the plot lines dim, you'll be grabbed by all of the heart that went
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Starcrash

Take David Hasselhoff and put him into a post Star Wars IV - A New Hope landscape. Done! Hand him a "lazer sword". Double-Done! With a $4M budget, and many many halts in shooting (money problems) American International Pictures finally decided not to release it after seeing the final cut. Thankfu
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Flash Gordon

Take an ace New York Jets quarterback and turn him into a superhero? Sounds like genius to me. Here is Flash Gordon! Complete with a magical QUEEN soundtrack! Star Trek Original style props and sets! With an actual keep-away game at the climax of the film! There's even a slide! I'm not kidding.
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Sharknado Series

This franchise is amazing! Take equal parts shark and tornado and bake out a casserole of crazy nobody knew they wanted. It's delicious! And they've made FIVE of these gems, you even get a dash of the real Al Roker fighting a CGI shark. Every installment is a treat. And how do you stop a Sharkn
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Ghoulies

Friends at a mansion partying start looking for fun late in the night. Hide and Seek? Nah. Trivial Pursuit? Meh. Go to the cellar and cast a demonic spell unleashing hordes of mini puppet monsters? Sweet! Enter Ghoulies, another sway into the ridiculous realm of comedic horror akin to Gremlins
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