I loved watching HE-MAN growing up, one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But then you take Dolph Lundgren and place him into a leading role and you end up with Masters of the Universe in it's live-action-i-ness? Sigh. First: Dolph. Second: The Locksmith. Third: REALLY?! You HAD to make th

It's the worst kind of badie: evil clowns! If that didn't scare you off yet then stick around for a real delight in some of the craziest horror/comedy jugglings possible. When they aren't eating your child, it's a 3 Stooges routine or a pie fight that melts you dead! How?! Why?! IT'S KILLER

After E.T. there was Mac and Me. A bizarre feature based around typical E.T.-ese plot points. Aliens stranded from home? Yep. Government officials want to capture them? You got it. Befriends a child? ... in a wheelchair?! Where the plot lines dim, you'll be grabbed by all of the heart that w

Take David Hasselhoff and put him into a post Star Wars IV - A New Hope landscape. Done! Hand him a "lazer sword". Double-Done! With a $4M budget, and many many halts in shooting (money problems) American International Pictures finally decided not to release it after seeing the final cut. Than

Take an ace New York Jets quarterback and turn him into a superhero? Sounds like genius to me. Here is Flash Gordon! Complete with a magical QUEEN soundtrack! Star Trek Original style props and sets! With an actual keep-away game at the climax of the film! There's even a slide! I'm not kiddin

This franchise is amazing! Take equal parts shark and tornado and bake out a casserole of crazy nobody knew they wanted. It's delicious! And they've made FIVE of these gems, you even get a dash of the real Al Roker fighting a CGI shark. Every installment is a treat. And how do you stop a Sha

Friends at a mansion partying start looking for fun late in the night. Hide and Seek? Nah. Trivial Pursuit? Meh. Go to the cellar and cast a demonic spell unleashing hordes of mini puppet monsters? Sweet! Enter Ghoulies, another sway into the ridiculous realm of comedic horror akin to Greml

Vanilla Ice himself, staring in a crazy inception during his hay day. Everything about this movie needs to be known. And watching it is a complete transport back to this bygone era. You have Ice himself (yes he does MULTIPLE performances) as a cool-as-ice rebel here to teach these people how to

Growing up I was a huge Hulkamanic and avid WWF fan. This film (produced by WWF studios) left no stone unturned. You have the Hulk himself and Zeus! A maniac the Hulkster is being forced to fight in a no holds barred match. Edgy 80s action campiness with a dash of Hulk-a-mania. Epic fun.

Stallone! In an action movie about... arm-wrestling? Ok. To save his kid? ... Ok. Big rigs, big muscles, and more... arm-wrestling? Uhh. WIth some of the most (pun I think expected) over-the-top intense insanity at a professional arm-wrestling competition? Oh yeah. This gem also has one