I loved watching HE-MAN growing up, one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But then you take Dolph Lundgren and place him into a leading role and you end up with Masters of the Universe in it's live-action-i-ness? Sigh. First: Dolph. Second: The Locksmith. Third: REALLY?! You HAD to make them

It's the worst kind of badie: evil clowns! If that didn't scare you off yet then stick around for a real delight in some of the craziest horror/comedy jugglings possible. When they aren't eating your child, it's a 3 Stooges routine or a pie fight that melts you dead! How?! Why?! IT'S KILLER KLO

After E.T. there was Mac and Me. A bizarre feature based around typical E.T.-ese plot points. Aliens stranded from home? Yep. Government officials want to capture them? You got it. Befriends a child? ... in a wheelchair?! Where the plot lines dim, you'll be grabbed by all of the heart that went

Take David Hasselhoff and put him into a post Star Wars IV - A New Hope landscape. Done! Hand him a "lazer sword". Double-Done! With a $4M budget, and many many halts in shooting (money problems) American International Pictures finally decided not to release it after seeing the final cut. Thankfu

Take an ace New York Jets quarterback and turn him into a superhero? Sounds like genius to me. Here is Flash Gordon! Complete with a magical QUEEN soundtrack! Star Trek Original style props and sets! With an actual keep-away game at the climax of the film! There's even a slide! I'm not kidding.

This franchise is amazing! Take equal parts shark and tornado and bake out a casserole of crazy nobody knew they wanted. It's delicious! And they've made FIVE of these gems, you even get a dash of the real Al Roker fighting a CGI shark. Every installment is a treat. And how do you stop a Sharkn

Friends at a mansion partying start looking for fun late in the night. Hide and Seek? Nah. Trivial Pursuit? Meh. Go to the cellar and cast a demonic spell unleashing hordes of mini puppet monsters? Sweet! Enter Ghoulies, another sway into the ridiculous realm of comedic horror akin to Gremlins