The Masters

the best in good/bad cinema

Jul 14, 2018

I loved watching HE-MAN growing up, one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But then you take Dolph Lundgren and place him into a leading role and you end up with Masters of the Universe in it's live-a
Dec 17, 2017

It's the worst kind of badie: evil clowns! If that didn't scare you off yet then stick around for a real delight in some of the craziest horror/comedy jugglings possible. When they aren't eating you
Dec 17, 2017

After E.T. there was Mac and Me. A bizarre feature based around typical E.T.-ese plot points. Aliens stranded from home? Yep. Government officials want to capture them? You got it. Befriends a chi
Dec 17, 2017

Take David Hasselhoff and put him into a post Star Wars IV - A New Hope landscape. Done! Hand him a "lazer sword". Double-Done! With a $4M budget, and many many halts in shooting (money problems) Am
Dec 17, 2017

Take an ace New York Jets quarterback and turn him into a superhero? Sounds like genius to me. Here is Flash Gordon! Complete with a magical QUEEN soundtrack! Star Trek Original style props and sets
Dec 17, 2017

This franchise is amazing! Take equal parts shark and tornado and bake out a casserole of crazy nobody knew they wanted. It's delicious! And they've made FIVE of these gems, you even get a dash of
Dec 17, 2017

Friends at a mansion partying start looking for fun late in the night. Hide and Seek? Nah. Trivial Pursuit? Meh. Go to the cellar and cast a demonic spell unleashing hordes of mini puppet monsters
Dec 17, 2017

Vanilla Ice himself, staring in a crazy inception during his hay day. Everything about this movie needs to be known. And watching it is a complete transport back to this bygone era. You have Ice him
Dec 17, 2017

Growing up I was a huge Hulkamanic and avid WWF fan. This film (produced by WWF studios) left no stone unturned. You have the Hulk himself and Zeus! A maniac the Hulkster is being forced to fight in
Dec 17, 2017

Stallone! In an action movie about... arm-wrestling? Ok. To save his kid? ... Ok. Big rigs, big muscles, and more... arm-wrestling? Uhh. WIth some of the most (pun I think expected) over-the-t