Jul 14, 2018

Masters of the Universe

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Edited: Oct 7, 2018

 

 

I loved watching HE-MAN growing up, one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. But then you take Dolph Lundgren and place him into a leading role and you end up with Masters of the Universe in it's live-action-i-ness? Sigh. First: Dolph. Second: The Locksmith. Third: REALLY?! You HAD to make them come to Earth? Why?!! Sigh. A scene with a cow? WHY?! Double sigh. You guys even added a sassy detective? Wow. It's a fun watch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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