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Holy Flame of the Martial World
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Oh wow, I saw this gem on El Rey during one of their all-sunday-all-fu-action-pack-tion-marathons. I love kung fu movies, a lot of people do, but this guy takes it to a new level. Brother/sister tea
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Mar 25, 2018
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Phoenix: The Warrior
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Coming in 3 years after Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome is this piece by Robert Hayes. Originally (or also-ly?) 'She-Wolves of the Wasteland' we follow the adventures of Phoenix as she works to save
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Jan 19, 2018
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For Y'ur Height Only
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Take Weng Weng, a 2' 9" tall action star, and put him into a Bond 007 Goldeneye rip off? Done! Add in some of the most comical setups and action sequences and you'll end up with a delightful blend o
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Manos: The Hands of Fate
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If it's one thing of joy you'll get from this insane feature it will be the grounds-keeper: Torgo. The 'master' is on the hunt for his dozen-eth wife while a family shows up unannounced. Torgo greet
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
The Amazing Bulk
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Usually I steer clear of mockbuster films, but this one really took the extra mile in ridiculousness. The entire film is green-screened with some of the most hilarious visual effects ever seen outsid
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky
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Kung-Fu action taking to a level few ever dreamed was possible. Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, they slam that last can of what-the-hell-is-going-on and take it there. There's literal
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Bicycle Safety Camp
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A PSA from the American Academy of Pediatrics and TIPP. They decided to do a 30 minute spot on bicycle safety. Even while dealing with sub-12 year olds they still felt the need to fill out with a st
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Radical Jack
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A Roadhouse cash grab done 11 years after the iconic film. Here Billy Ray Cyrus will achy-breaky your soul as Radical Jack, an ex-CIA Navy SEAL operative? Wha? The town has a corruption problem with
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Jan 19, 2018
Paul Jacob Evans
Rock'n'Roll Nightmare
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Take Jon Mikl Thor and have him write, produce, and star in a metal music horror themed masterpiece? This sure isn't House of 1,000 Corpses, a feat I think only Rob Zombie could make. This is The Ed
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Dec 24, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Robo Geisha
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This is a rollercoaster ride of a movie. It's like a 20 layer wedding cake of insanity that keeps dumping more crazy on the top. "Thanks please, we're good..." "NO! MUST HAVE MORE!!!" And the movie
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam : Turkish Star Wars
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This film is a fantastic find. Turkey has a habit of censoring western films and as such there's demand for content. Here some Turkish filmmakers produced a Turkey-legal version of Star Wars. Compl
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
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A PSA with 80s icon Mr. T. Crazy music, crazier themes, with a general sense of 'who said yes to this?' Panning shots of Mr. T talking with children and the best. theme. song. ever! By far one of t
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Cannibal! The Musical
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One of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first films, done while in college as their graduate piece. Fun filled murder with melodies is this insane retelling of Alfred Packer's journey in the Colorado wi
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans
Samurai Cop
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An action movie that just defies all imagination. Out of line cop? Check. Wise-crackin' side-kick? Check. The most soul crushing badly written scene on Earth? Double-Check. A stubborn door? YES th
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Dec 17, 2017
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