Paul Jacob Evans

Paul Jacob Evans |  An Adventuring Storyteller to Genuine Weirdos, like Me

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Paul Jacob Evans

Holy Flame of the Martial World

Oh wow, I saw this gem on El Rey during one of their all-sunday-all-fu-action-pack-tion-marathons. I love kung fu movies, a lot of people do, but this guy takes it to a new level. Brother/sister team up to revenge the death of their parents complete with matching magic swords with... mystical crys
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Mar 25, 2018
Paul Jacob Evans

Phoenix: The Warrior

Coming in 3 years after Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome is this piece by Robert Hayes. Originally (or also-ly?) 'She-Wolves of the Wasteland' we follow the adventures of Phoenix as she works to save death-prone Cobalt from certain fate out in our favorite post-apoptotic wasteland. Add Robert Hayes
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Jan 19, 2018
Paul Jacob Evans

For Y'ur Height Only

Take Weng Weng, a 2' 9" tall action star, and put him into a Bond 007 Goldeneye rip off? Done! Add in some of the most comical setups and action sequences and you'll end up with a delightful blend of crazy that you only dreamed existed. One-liners and size-gags abound in this obvious Filipino cas
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Manos: The Hands of Fate

If it's one thing of joy you'll get from this insane feature it will be the grounds-keeper: Torgo. The 'master' is on the hunt for his dozen-eth wife while a family shows up unannounced. Torgo greets them "there IS NO WAY out of here. I guess besides the way they literally drove their car just th
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

The Amazing Bulk

Usually I steer clear of mockbuster films, but this one really took the extra mile in ridiculousness. The entire film is green-screened with some of the most hilarious visual effects ever seen outside of back-bin DMV training videos. Watching with a group of very drunk friends is highly encouraged
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky

Kung-Fu action taking to a level few ever dreamed was possible. Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, they slam that last can of what-the-hell-is-going-on and take it there. There's literally a scene where somebody guts themselves to choke their opponent with his own intestines. You can'
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Dec 17, 2017
Paul Jacob Evans

Bicycle Safety Camp

A PSA from the American Academy of Pediatrics and TIPP. They decided to do a 30 minute spot on bicycle safety. Even while dealing with sub-12 year olds they still felt the need to fill out with a standard 80s cast: the rebel, the jock, the nerd, the rich kid, and the undiscovered talent!... Even a