Dec 17, 2017

For Y'ur Height Only

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Edited: Oct 7, 2018

 

 

Take Weng Weng, a 2' 9" tall action star, and put him into a Bond 007 Goldeneye rip off? Done! Add in some of the most comical setups and action sequences and you'll end up with a delightful blend of crazy that you only dreamed existed. One-liners and size-gags abound in this obvious Filipino cash-grab. Totally worth it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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