Dec 17, 2017

Starcrash

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Edited: Oct 7, 2018

 

 

Take David Hasselhoff and put him into a post Star Wars IV - A New Hope landscape. Done! Hand him a "lazer sword". Double-Done! With a $4M budget, and many many halts in shooting (money problems) American International Pictures finally decided not to release it after seeing the final cut. Thankfully New World Pictures picked it back up! We get to follow Prince Simon (the Hoff) Hoffing around a crazy plot line devoid of physics or any logical sense at all. But it's the-fucking-Hoff! And that makes this such an amazing adventure to watch.

 

 

 

 

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